If you've been to downtown Fort Worth on the weekends, chances are you've encountered a Christian organization handing out leaflets with a million-dollar bill on the front. If I recall correctly, they tie the question of where you go when you die with 'the million dollar question.' In the half-dozen times I've been to Sun Dance Square, I think I've seen them 3 or 4 times.
Turns out someone in Pennsylvania tried to make change with one of their leaflets at a grocery store. Here's the link.
Any idiot knows you have to go to the Federal Reserve to make change with your Clevelands.